Questions since preschool pickup 15 minutes ago:
Why do octopuses and spiders have 8 legs?
Why is this curly? (a chip)
Why did Helen Keller fold her napkin?
Why can’t you hear the L in talk?
Why does everything end with an “uh”?
Why does this have an arrow? (a lemonade bag)
When was 2011?
When will it be 2013?
When will my birthday be?
Why did I want to have my party at home?
Why don’t you have pajama jeans?
It always comes back to the pajama jeans.